Cynical Advice for the Democratic Party

1) The better looking candidate has won every presidential election since Kennedy. (Bush and Gore are more or less equal in the looks department - that's why they tied.) What to do? Recruit actors from college MFA programs. Get them elected to fill small Congressional roles. Find the best ones and run them up the chain.
2) Start activist groups for Republican candidates and right wing issues. Recruit real-life bigots and racists who support these candidates and issues to join the groups. Videotape the sessions and put them on YouTube.